March 27

Today will be everyone's last chance this season to go drinking in freshly fallen snow. I'm not sure what the incentive there is, but snow at the end of March seems to me like a pretty good reason to go drinking just by itself.

But then again, do we really need a reason?

Yes:

• CherkyB
• Sunshine
• Rico
• Futzer
• G Man
• Dougy the Blade
  

Maybe:

• El Torito [80% - afraid to commit because of his wife]
  
• Hamburgler [60% - fighting off his HOA, who is upset about the continuous stream of middle-aged women coming and going from his house]
• Ice Man [60% - feeling sickly]
  

No:

• Seiborg [still trying to find his pants]
• Tinfoil [seeing what life is like in a Bolivarian Republic]
  

Unresponsive:

• The rest of you lazy m-er f-ers.